British public support for monarchy at historic low

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Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Good god no.
I know Jaden's all:

Jaden_3.0 Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I know Jaden's all:

You know who will be watching the coronation?

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Is the Monarchy still a thing... it's lost all it's most entertaining players, Diana, The Queen, Philip, Andrew, Harry...
Yeah, Charles finally gets to be in charge and Andrew Marr on his show inferred he might be a more liberal monarch than his predecessors.

Also, yeah. All the funny controversial characters have gone unfortunately.

Prince Edward as Duke of Edinburgh would have all the six-formers parents going, "who are you again?"

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
You know who will be watching the coronation?

I used to work at a racecourse, I'm used to overweight women in big hats and men in old suits that are clearly too small for them.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I know Jaden's all:


Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
You know who will be watching the coronation?

You know what they say about cunts?

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Robtard
You know what they say about cunts?

What about tampons?

Jaden_3.0 Senior Member

You know what Prince William is?

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
You know what Prince William is?

So am I, so... ermmhappy

Jaden_3.0 Senior Member

Aye but you're a sexy bastard as well. He's no wearing it like you, mate.

Adam_PoE Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I know Jaden's all:

If that is the case:

Jaden_3.0 Senior Member
FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Aye but you're a sexy bastard as well. He's no wearing it like you, mate.
Idk, I think I'm due a head shave.

Adam_PoE Senior Member
Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Old Man Whirly! Restricted

I genuinely believe the c word has lost it's impact, so in the vein of Richard the third, we should replace it with a truly offensive C word...

Spoiler:
Charles

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

I thought you were going to say cdtm. haermm

Robtard Senor Member

Falcon's going to wear special trousers tomorrow for the coronation.

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Robtard
Falcon's going to wear special trousers tomorrow for the coronation.
Nah. I wore black jeans and a black cardigan with a sky blue t-shirt to go with my eyes.

Also got approached by a redhead single mother and her ancient mother who talked nonsense all throughout the football. After a few beers in, I just wished I had a wingman to distract the witch while I take the hottie to a hotel.

Needless to say, I went for an early night. If anyone's interested, the coronation was f'ing boring.

Robtard Senor Member

Should have shagged the mum if it meant getting her hot redhead single mom daughter. A schoolboy error, that.

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Robtard
Should have shagged the mum if it meant getting her hot redhead single mom daughter. A schoolboy error, that.
1. She was ugly and probably about 60
2. That just sounds weird and awkward.

Robtard Senor Member

Lol @ 60 being "ancient". I was thinking 80+