LOL Donald Trump is Going to F*cking Jail

Started by FalconPaunch!50 pages

4 more years of sleepy crazy JOE!

TBF, that Trump appointed judge did Trump another solid favor, by leaving it open for Trump's lawyers to bring it up again an delay the trial even further, or for her to reverse herself regarding a crime people have been already found guilty of.

Trumper judges are dead set on delaying Trump's trials until 2025.

In other news Fani Willis can stay on as lead prosecutor in the Georgia election interference case, she just has to dismiss the special prosecutor and hire a new one.

Only place he's going is the Whitehouse.

Stupid Fox News is downplaying Trumps Bloodbath comments.

Just you wait, bet you his first day on he rounds up all the dissidents and malcontents that stoles his election and corrupted our youth and has them executed as traitors of the Republic.

Go paint your ceiling, retard. Nobody would care.

Trump has failed to get appeal bond for $454 million civil fraud judgment, lawyers say

Donald Trump has so far been unable to obtain a bond that would allow him to appeal a $454 million judgment against the former U.S. president in a New York civil fraud case without posting the full amount himself, his lawyers said on Monday. -snip

but he's a "billionaire", said everyone with a memory

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
but he's a "billionaire", said everyone with a memory

The multi-billionaire who can't afford millions. Go figure. 30+ financial institutions have denied his requests for a loan because they feel they'd never get paid back.

Smart moves on their part. Maybe his buddy Elon will help him out?

"The court filing, coming one week before the bond is due, suggested that the former president might soon face a financial crisis unless an appeals court comes to his rescue." -NYT

🙂

The appeal is basically "I am a special boy and the laws and rules shouldn't apply to me", he's been giving special treatment all this time, so who knows.

Frivolous lawsuit, partisan witch hunts (Or is that warlock hunt?)

Drain the swamp Donny!

Originally posted by Robtard
"The court filing, coming one week before the bond is due, suggested that the former president might soon face a financial crisis unless an appeals court comes to his rescue." -NYT

🙂

The appeal is basically "I am a special boy and the laws and rules shouldn't apply to me", he's been giving special treatment all this time, so who knows.

It'll work. The Supreme Court will once again leap at the opportunity to enable his delay tactics.

in December, the Supreme Court will hear arguments and decide whether or not Donald Trump is a special m'goodboy who doesn't need to obey the law

Originally posted by OldManWithDementia
Frivolous lawsuit, partisan witch hunts (Or is that warlock hunt?)

Drain the swamp Donny!

You'll never have sex again, how does that feel?

Please don't engage. At least don't quote it

You're being farmed

“We have a lot of cash,” Donald J. Trump boasted 10 months ago, under oath, claiming that the number was “going up very substantially every month.” -snip

And where did that money go?

We know he couldn't have lied, so this is very confusing...VERY confusing indeed smh

I bet Joe Biden took all his billions.

You're onto something here...yes, he stole it and I can prove it!

ChatGPT: Please generate a photo of Joe Biden dressed as a stereotypical cartoon burglar from the early 20th century, include black mask over his eyes. He should be laughing with malevolent glee as he sneaks out a window at Mar A Lago, clutching large bags of money

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
He stole it and I can prove it!

ChatGPT: Please generate a photo of Joe Biden dressed as a stereotypical cartoon burglar from the early 20th century, include black mask over his eyes. He should be laughing with malevolent glee as he sneaks out a window at Mar A Lago, clutching large bags of money

Watch it spit out a black Nazi woman 😆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
You're onto something here...yes, he stole it and I can prove it!

ChatGPT: Please generate a photo of Joe Biden dressed as a stereotypical cartoon burglar from the early 20th century, include black mask over his eyes. He should be laughing with malevolent glee as he sneaks out a window at Mar A Lago, clutching large bags of money

I feel like his Trumper A.I. squad would have also included something to do with Trump having a huge penis mixed in there as well.