Nuke's Hidden Bunker

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Did you know the Late-Night shows have been shutdown for almost 3 months during the writers strike ... and nobody cared or missed them?

And nothing of value was lost.

Reporters press Karine Jean-Pierre to ask Joe Biden to come to the briefing room to take questions from the media. She responds by saying he has done more on the economy than any other president.

So hard to find quality NPC drones.

The Feds ran the UFO hearing in Congress ON THE SAME DAY they dropped charges against Democrat super donor Sam Bankman-Fried.

Most corrupt government in the world.

I unsubbed from all my Patreon memberships, I barely go there anymore and it's a silly thing to pour money all over people you barely notice.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Tired of using Thorne's thread for my silly nonsense so I built my own place to hunker down and wait out World War III, drop the nukes bro I'm prepped for anything!

How's that for a slice of fried gold!

I'm not angry per se, it's mostly pain from the bursitis in my knee that causes me to be subconsciously grumpy. Nothing personal.

Still...

Yeah well, it's kind of my thing. I vent, complain, and rage. Nature of the beast innit.

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I let my sister come over to use the spa and her little minions cleaned out my bloody fridge, a bunch of bottomless pits that lot. Have to go grocery shopping now blast their hides!

Now Playing: Volbeat - The Sacred Stones

Spider-Man: No Way Home Concept Art Gives Ned His Own Goblin Glider

That is a terrible idea, that kid can barely walk without tripping over himself, he'll fly it into a wall in the first few minutes.

Twitter finally got tired of me posting nothing but huge cocks all over my timeline and terminated my account with extreme prejudice.

Problem is I can't remember who all I followed, this is going to take forever to build back up.

All these puritanical social media platforms are really ruining the mojo on the internet, it's for porn after all, what the heck are they thinking.

Now Playing: Hinder - Up All Night

Was this thread always here 😆

Who died and made you king?

Or should I say, Princess von Butterfingers!

Originally posted by rudester
Was this thread always here 😆

I had an idea and made it happen.

Originally posted by rudester
Who died and made you king?

I recently discovered I can make threads, it's their fault they didn't hide that better.