Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Maybe don't be a corrupt government and you won't have to worry about
pseudo-journalists uncovering all your dirty little secrets.

Nuke Nixon should be nuked. 😄

Do it püssy, you won't.

I bet a million pounds you don't even have so much as a pistol.
Your country is weak and it's rulers are weak and so you have to
do what the USA tells you even if it sends your soldiers into a
meat grinder. Bet you guys wish you had fought the Minutemen a
whole helluva lot harder to keep the colonies under British rule.

I do wish you one good thing, when Russia nukes your island I hope there's
no damage to Scotland or Ireland, that would be a terrible tragedy.

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Maybe dinosaurs were the real aliens we met along the way.

Little fvckers, do that shit on your own time!

Everyone should have a big dick tranny girlfriend.

It's getting dark out, I-I'm not feeling well Mr. Stark...

Well I'll say this much, if India Indians start populating my block then it's off to Norway goeth I.

Ferris didn't marry Sloane but she really wanted in that family so she went for Jeannie.

Activists wanting to stop deep sea mining worrying about vast environmental
damage and the potential kill off of thousands of ocean species that still haven't
been identified haven't thought that the electric cars they drive around are made
from minerals collected by deep sea mining.

You can't have your car without breaking a few million eggs.

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Everyone should have a big dick tranny girlfriend.

Yeah buddy, it's why introducing guys to super passable tgirls is so fun, the amount of freak out from the big reveal is priceless.

Missoula judge rules Montana "anti-transgender law" is unconstitutional
A judge has ruled that Montana Senate Bill 458 is unconstitutional on the grounds that it did not meet the “single title rule”

Who asked?! I get he's bored silly with no murder cases ever so this busybody dickhead has to nitpick the language of the bill. Dude go touch grass.

I think because I've had so much painful shit happen to me I'd
like to spread the feeling around to the rest of you people on
this rock, real actual searing pain gives you a more powerful
Moment of Clarity that edging a stroke off could never provide.

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Shaft cleavage should 100% be a thing.