Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Can't protect Israel if the US can't foot a sizable army.

Now Playing in the Bunker:

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Hmm, Gillian Anderson as a new Captain of a Star Trek show... I might actually watch that.

Yeah, I don't think they stopped doing this plan at all.

Nice to see Jimmy Olsen got his body back in the new Superman movie.

Hell has Angels too, they ride Harleys.

Now Playing in the Bunker:

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Now Being Served in the Cafeteria:

He's such a goober.

Here's a hunch, Nuke Nixon is a fat bastard.

Here's the real, you're a miserable cvnt that has to take the piss out of everyone because you're such a failure at life.

nuke is a prick

True

Is this just a place where Nuke jacks off?

Yes

Now Playing in the Bunker:

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And yet somehow they find new ways to fvck it up.

Doom, Stark & Strange

BONUS TGIRL

*furiously jerking off*