Nuke's Hidden Bunker

California can just fvck off and fall into the sea at this point.

See, even Bibi knows it's good to have a bunker handy.

BONUS TRANS ART

Now Playing in the Bunker:

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This is where nuke can look at tranny porn.

This is where you can fvck right off to boozeland, meatwad.

You like dick. 🙁

You're dickless, yes ladies and gentlemen this man has no dick.

You have no dick.

You have no imagination using the same insult as I did, I expect better from a Brit.

You're nothing but an enormous disappointment and you should feel bad not only for the shame you bring upon yourself but also your once great country.

nuke wants dick because his is weak. 😛

You waste your life in a bottle because you can't deal with life, that just screams weak ass little b!tch. Don't mess with the bear, son you'll get mauled.

Hercules was a good show who could have predicted that Xena would make you irrelevant.

No. no no no. Maybe make some good shows about other heroes, make an Imperial Guard show with Gladiator and Beta Ray Bill.

Where do they keep getting all these absolutely dumbass ideas, bloody hell!

Now Playing in the Bunker:

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BONUS TRANS GIRL

BONUS TRANS GIRL #2

They're not real and they still manage to make the world a better place.

Not the fellow you pick a fight with, Cap.