Nuke's Hidden Bunker

When I cam back from rehab I was astonished that my house smelled very weird to me, I had it deep cleaned to within an inch of it's life.

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Everyone on the Simpsons probably had an affair by now.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon

When I cam back from rehab I was astonished that my house smelled very weird to me, I had it deep cleaned to within an inch of it's life.

All of human history and 90% of it is lost to the mists of time.

I should buy a castle.

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I should buy a castle.

I like castles more than my original idea of making a bunker out of an old aircraft carrier and sailing to wherever there isn't war.

I'd like to one day live on a houseboat.

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It may take you several lifetimes to afford but the wait will be worth it.

Now they're bitching about Trump putting prayer back in schools, well wtf has anything those fvckers done in the last 20 years stopped school shootings? No. So why not try something different.

Kamala has not spoken to either Obama. Her team has been reaching out but no one on Obama’s team is calling or texting back, per WH official.

They do not take failure well, she no longer exists to them and most Democrats will go along with that and freeze her out forever.

If it was Star Wars Darth Obama would have Force choked her out and left her on the deck for troopers to mop up.

Neuralink bout to get lit.

I really liked the Penguin from the new Batman, good show. Problem is he ain't really the Penguin from all DC realities, has nothing in common with them, basically they crossed Norman Bates with Tony Soprano and came up with an entirely new version, which is fine.

Next war is gonna be lit for junkies.

Like they're not doing this in the US right now.

Redneck Batmobile

Is threatening an attorney general not considered illegal or something?