Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Saturday morning, I'm awake... there are no cartoons worth watching.

I am disappoint.

Cleaned up the joint nobody better not bring their kids over and mess it up Immma go Godzilla mode and shoot atomic fire all over.

Someone is damn lucky I don't like dirty dishes in the sink, even if I'm not the one what dirtied em up.

Bit chilly this morning I do love me some fresh mountain air after a rain, good thing I brought in enough wood to keep the fire going.

BONUS BUNS

BONUS TRANSGIRL

Originally posted by WhiteSkyWalker

I hate both because they're morons and constant liars. They also look the same...

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
That would be funny.

I hate both because they're morons and constant liars. They also look the same...

Or was it the other way around?

Never underestimate the sneakiness of the trans.

Surprises will be had.

Many is the time I go past the living room and she's just chilling in a chair and I come back and she is gone and I wonder-- HOLY HELL SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME!!

I would think after like 20-30 lashes you just faint and or die. 178 is just torture porn.

How To Train Your Birb.

Get your AI word salad thread off the top of my actual good thread, Wonderless Shitkicker!

Can't even get decent funny memes on Imgur because it's wall to wall packed with anti-Trump shit, like don't these fvcks have a life they have to dogpile every fvcking thing the liberal media says to the Nth degree ffs!

The internet isn't real life, people... regular people do not give a tinker's damn about all this political fighting, what they want is for the 2 party system to grow the fvck up and govern responsibly like we pay them to do.

I don't get online to read about all the stupidity in government, I know it's there it's been there since I first could watch the News on TV when I was a kid. What I want is fun stuff and silly animal videos and porn which is what the internet is for.

This would be perfect for a guy living in a van down by the river.