Now Playing in the Bunker
Doing a crusade today would be incredibly easy, we take the Knights to the UK and proceed to free the Islands of the heathens. Then we move to Norway Sweden Finland and unleash the Viking horde, drive them down to Germany and France, amass a gigantic army and march across Europe until we hit sand and then fvcking stop! Let them have their litter box countries and if a single one crosses the border we BBQ his ass in molasses.