What would Batman's contingency plan be for...........

Originally posted by Stoic
Except that many of these guys have AOE’S that could put Batman on his duff. The lasso would work no doubt. However, it is not his usual go to. Does he use Diana’s lasso normally or a facsimile of it? No right? Then it wouldn’t be a part of his contingency plan.

You are alive?!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are alive?!

Originally posted by darthgoober
Of course, I just spend all my time working nowadays

😂

Careful, goobie. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Visit us more often or you'll freeze to death, y'know...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Careful, goobie. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Visit us more often or you'll freeze to death, y'know...

And here I always thought you were a desk jockey. Certainly not something I'd expect from a Surfer and Warlock fan.

Welcome back

Abhi is still here, he missed you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And here I always thought you were a desk jockey. Certainly not something I'd expect from a Surfer and Warlock fan.

Welcome back

Abhi is still here, he missed you.

I hear ya 👆 Always do what is the best for you.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Have Dick Grayson distract them all by offering tight boy pussy sitting between his fat ass cheeks while Batman calls Superman to come over and beat them down.

This should work on everyone but Silver Surfer, who is willing to pump Dick's dick receptible but is sadly a eunuch

That'll do it.

It seems ludicrous that Batman has contingency plans for all these heroes, or at least that they would have much of a chance of success. In a recent Titans issue even Nightwing was claiming he had some sort of contingency plan that would stop Flash right there on the spot when Wally is about to head off to deal with an emergency, and Nightwing says no:

Titans #2:
Flash: "So unless you think you can stop me... wait, can you stop me?"
Nightwing: "If I need to."
Cyborg: "You have contingencies for your friends, like Batman does?"
Nightwing: "In a team with this level of power, it would be irresponsible not to have contingencies in place."

So really, even Nightwing thinks he has contingencies to take down people like Flash, Raven, Cyborg etc. And he thinks he's good enough to stop Flash right there, even in a situation when Flash is aware that Nightwing would be trying to stop him? Either these plans are largely a psychological bluff or this is getting ridiculous.

If Batman and Nightwing have such great contingency plans, why the f*** don't they have the same sort of plans to just take down all the villains that easily?

Darkseid: "I will seek out the anti-life equation and then destroy your pitiful planet! Unless you think you can stop me... wait, can you stop me?"
Nightwing: "If I need to."
Cyborg: "You have contingencies for your enemies, like Batman does?"
Nightwing: "With enemies with this level of power, it would be irresponsible not to have contingencies in place."

Originally posted by lawest9
As it's known Bruce is a master strategies for taking down the mightiest heroes if they ever went rogue, giving time to prepare could he come up with a plan to stop such Marvel heavy hitters like Thor, Hulk, Silver Surfer, Ironman and less powerful like Spider-Man and others on like wise level?!

Originally posted by darthgoober
I probably should be a desk jockey, but I gotta get outta my head sometimea and office type work just doesn't do it for me anymore. So I got a job at a masonry company. Working until your exhausted and sore all over makes it damn near impossible to think about anything other than what your doing

Originally posted by basilisk
It seems ludicrous that Batman has contingency plans for all these heroes, or at least that they would have much of a chance of success. In a recent Titans issue even Nightwing was claiming he had some sort of contingency plan that would stop Flash right there on the spot when Wally is about to head off to deal with an emergency, and Nightwing says no:

Titans #2:
Flash: "So unless you think you can stop me... wait, can you stop me?"
Nightwing: "If I need to."
Cyborg: "You have contingencies for your friends, like Batman does?"
Nightwing: "In a team with this level of power, it would be irresponsible not to have contingencies in place."

So really, even Nightwing thinks he has contingencies to take down people like Flash, Raven, Cyborg etc. And he thinks he's good enough to stop Flash right there, even in a situation when Flash is aware that Nightwing would be trying to stop him? Either these plans are largely a psychological bluff or this is getting ridiculous.

If Batman and Nightwing have such great contingency plans, why the f*** don't they have the same sort of plans to just take down all the villains that easily?

Darkseid: "I will seek out the anti-life equation and then destroy your pitiful planet! Unless you think you can stop me... wait, can you stop me?"
Nightwing: "If I need to."
Cyborg: "You have contingencies for your enemies, like Batman does?"
Nightwing: "With enemies with this level of power, it would be irresponsible not to have contingencies in place."

I could see Batman tricking Galactus into making him a herald so he could make a deal with Doom so he could take down the Avengers so he could get them to take down Galactus and Doom.

Kind of what he did in World Forgers Final Bat Suit.