The Toxic Avenger (2023)

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The Toxic Avenger (2023)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger_(2023_film)

I have little to no hope for this remake starring Peter Dinklage.

I don’t need a Magic 8-Ball to foresee that this is going to be severely watered down from Troma standards.

I sincerely hope I’m wrong.

I have zero interest in seeing the movie, but I hope it hits. I have a 9.8 #1 Toxic Avenger comic I would like to see rise in price.

Reboots have a poor track record of being on par or better than the original, though Toxic Avenger is a ridiculously bad film, but that's the charm of Troma films

But I have to see this out of nostalgia alone. Even if the preview looks like a diarrhea covered double cheese, double pepperoni pizza.

Originally posted by tkitna
I have zero interest in seeing the movie, but I hope it hits. I have a 9.8 #1 Toxic Avenger comic I would like to see rise in price.

I'll give you $5.75 USD right now.

i might watch free of charge at 2 am cali time while watching porn at the same time

This will a movie about a green haired land whale protesting the building of a statue of Tony Stark because of his misogynistic past.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i might watch free of charge at 2 am cali time while watching porn at the same time

😂

That sounds like the ideal situation actually

Originally posted by Robtard
I'll give you $5.75 USD right now.

$5.76 I would have considered.

The original film is amazing because it’s terrible. Troma films are so bad, they’re awesome.

The restaurant diner slaughter is a classic scene. French fried hands and strawberry sundae eye sockets!

If the remake isn't Rated-R like the original, Movie can **** off and die.

YouTube video

looks about the same as the original movie the way its been filmed.

Saw this as a kid. My bestie made me buy him the action figure for his birthday 😆

Superhero with a mop 😆

Originally posted by Kazenji
YouTube video

looks about the same as the original movie the way its been filmed.


^^^Looks awful.

But, is that a compliment on my part.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Looks awful.

But, is that a compliment on my part.

Have you seen the OG movie?...it wasn't exactly awesome, So i feel this is on par with that.

I have unfortunately seen all the Troma movies.

I had a friend growing up who breathed those things like air.

So, Toxie is an actual dwarf?

I knew Dinklage is the actor but I honestly thought he’d be mocap and voice in a bigger body.

F*ck this movie.

^^^ 😂

I knew Dinklage is the actor but I honestly thought he’d be mocap and voice in a bigger body.

That would probably require a lot more budget than they'd be willing to sink into this movie.

^^^Troma movies thought budgets were optional.