Offenders vs Superman

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Offenders vs Superman

Red Hulk
Terrax
Baron Mordo
Tiger Shark

vs

Superman

Who wins?

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Eh, what do you think happens here?

Which version of Red Hulk?

Originally posted by carver9
Which version of Red Hulk?

The version that was part of the Offenders wasn't Loebforce Rulk, if that's what you're angling for 😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
Eh, what do you think happens here?

Assuming the "common knowledge rule", they know the basics of each other's powers, abilities, and backgrounds. They know Superman's weaknesses and he knows they are cold blooded murderers (so he won't hold back as much).

Rount 1 : Wide angle heat vision blast incinerates Mordo, Tiger Shark, and slags Red Hulk. Terrax uses his axe to block the brunt of the attack (he's used this tactic before).

Round 2: Superman speed blitzes Terrax to death.

Round 3 : Superman washes their blood off him and heads back home to Lois.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
The version that was part of the Offenders wasn't Loebforce Rulk, if that's what you're angling for 😂

It was Loebforce Rulk.

That's why he drained Surfer dry and two-shot-killed Grandmaster.

Shame on you for forgetting.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It was Loebforce Rulk.

That's why he drained Surfer dry and two-shot-killed Grandmaster.

Shame on you for forgetting.

This is what happens when I leave comics. I shall go tell Carver he's my Choco Thunder, as penance.

😂

At first I thought you were attempting to test carver's memory or something... but we both know there is no further need for that.

Originally posted by zopzop
Assuming the "common knowledge rule", they know the basics of each other's powers, abilities, and backgrounds. They know Superman's weaknesses and he knows they are cold blooded murderers (so he won't hold back as much).

Rount 1 : Wide angle heat vision blast incinerates Mordo, Tiger Shark, and slags Red Hulk. Terrax uses his axe to block the brunt of the attack (he's used this tactic before).

Round 2: Superman speed blitzes Terrax to death.

Round 3 : Superman washes their blood off him and heads back home to Lois.

Yeah that sounds like Superman :'😉

He never fights like this. He normally doesnt even kill at all. Dumbass.

It is more likely that Mordo puts a magical nutcracker on Supes balls, making him scream harder than Black Bolt having an orgasm, just because the nutcracker is magical.

No reason to call names, Zop is a very decent fellow.

But yes, unless the OP states otherwise, our default forum rules apply and that means fighting in character, CIS/CIP rules on...

Mordo should be able to subdue Supes, yes. Especially if others keep Clark occupied.

Or he does what he did against The Elite (who also had a mage, The Hat). No killing, he took them seriously, and ended the fight.