Crazy girl squad vs Superman

Some crazy girls out there trying to kill the big S.

Sue Storm as Malice
Psylocke as the Mandarin
Schizophrenic (credits to Norman Osborn) Aurora
Polaris possessed by the mutant Malice
She-Hulk gone completely out of control Savage
Scarlet Witch having a slight breakdown.

Team stomps.

If Sue is written by DarkSaint, then she solos with ease.

superman blitzs the feminism out of them, back to the kitchen they go

Originally posted by MrMind
superman blitzs the feminism out of them, back to the kitchen they go

too far lawest too far

Originally posted by MrMind
too far lawest too far

😆

Clark is impotent and suffers from a micropenis condition, well-established canon facts, so that's just not happening.

TBF, as a gentleman, Superman never hits a lady. All women are queens for him
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Woah calm down, lawest.

If he's halfway serious, they all die painfully. But he holds back, A LOT, and that will give them a chance.

Really this is just Scarlet Witch vs Superman. The other ladies are just there as meat shields to protect Wanda. If Superman is still vulnerable to magic, and the other ladies can buy Wanda enough time to get her magic off, they should be able to cinch a win. If not, then Superman punches their heads off.

Originally posted by zopzop
If he's halfway serious

Lawrence or Superman? 😂