Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Because it was a completely natural thing to assume Sam handed him a magic box?You might have missed your true calling as an African witch-doctor, Carv.
Lmao... if someone shows up at my house to whip my ass, but before doing it, they hand me a box, I'm not opening anything. Are you?
Originally posted by carver9lol Carver wtf
Lmao... if someone shows up at my house to whip my ass, but before doing it, they hand me a box, I'm not opening anything. Are you?
You obviously took this scan from Reddit without looking at the context but that still doesn't explain why you think it's relevant. Even if you were right, it would just be the actual, textbook definition of Plot Induced Stupidity.
But you're not right lol. That wasn't Cannonball showing up at Quicksilver's house to whip his ass. That was Quicksilver telling X-Force to leave Genosha before Magneto finds out they're there, and Cannonball sucker punching Quicksilver.
The scan literally says "sucker punch"...
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, Carv. Read the book at least.Pietro had their best interests in mind and tried to reason with them:
I've read the scene and its not a friendly conversation, at all. He even mentions by force. I only used the whip ass part because the words were not friendly and then all of a sudden, someone hands you a box after that.
Originally posted by Smurph
But it was Quicksilver who threatened them, not the other way around.They said "hey we're not here to interfere! Look, this will explain everything" and then handed him a box.
Agreed. So let's bring up the ass whippin again. If you walked up to me and said "Carver, I'm about to beat yow ass" and then I pull out a box and hand it to you after you've seriously threatened me. Are you opening it?
Originally posted by carver9lol you're acting like it should be obvious that the box was magically trapped
Agreed. So let's bring up the ass whippin again. If you walked up to me and said "Carver, I'm about to beat yow ass" and then I pull out a box and hand it to you after you've seriously threatened me. Are you opening it?
in this scenario, wtf are you worried about with the box? Are you picturing maybe like a tiny bomb that will blow up only one of us? Do you think it's electrified? Or like a puff of sarin gas will come out?
Maybe the box houses a gremlin that will leap out and attack your face.
This is such a specific and elaborate fear, I gotta know more to understand.
Lmao this thread is hilarious.
Ok Carv. Imagine someone's on your front lawn. You tell them to leave, and if they won't leave, you'll make them, by force if necessary.
Wait, Mr Carver! This letter explains everything! They say, as they hand him an envelope.
FIRST AMENDMENT, MATHAFACKAS!! Carver screams, as he pulls his trusty AR, Bruce, out.
But....the first Amendment is about.....freedom....they gasp, as they die.
Carv if people you know show up at your door, you tell them to leave but they say they have a very good reason to be there, just look inside this envelope/box, please don't tell me you're going to beat the shit out of them lmao.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao this thread is hilarious.Ok Carv. Imagine someone's on your front lawn. You tell them to leave, and if they won't leave, you'll make them, by force if necessary.
Wait, Mr Carver! This letter explains everything! They say, as they hand him an envelope.
FIRST AMENDMENT, MATHAFACKAS!! Carver screams, as he pulls his trusty AR, Bruce, out.
But....the first Amendment is about.....freedom....they gasp, as they die.
Carv if people you know show up at your door, you tell them to leave but they say they have a very good reason to be there, just look inside this envelope/box, please don't tell me you're going to beat the shit out of them lmao.
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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Because it was a completely natural thing to assume Sam handed him a magic box?You might have missed your true calling as an African witch-doctor, Carv.
Carver is the kinda guy who watches Titanic, then wonders why they all got on the ship when it was going to sink.
You can't fool the ole Carverino, oh no. Mama Carver didn't raise no fool.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao this thread is hilarious.Ok Carv. Imagine someone's on your front lawn. You tell them to leave, and if they won't leave, you'll make them, by force if necessary.
Wait, Mr Carver! This letter explains everything! They say, as they hand him an envelope.
FIRST AMENDMENT, MATHAFACKAS!! Carver screams, as he pulls his trusty AR, Bruce, out.
But....the first Amendment is about.....freedom....they gasp, as they die.
Carv if people you know show up at your door, you tell them to leave but they say they have a very good reason to be there, just look inside this envelope/box, please don't tell me you're going to beat the shit out of them lmao.
carver likes to act like a tough guy online but he's a pu$$y in real life
that's why he get to live to his 40s, his cowardice is what saved him from his stupidity.