Asgardians vs Eternals

Thor (Stormbreaker)
Thor (Jane Foster)
Heimdall
Loki
Sif
Valkyrie

vs

Ikaris
Gilgamesh
Makari
Sersi
Kingo
Thena

the asgardians stomp.

Ikaris and Makari will be very hard to put down.
They would easily stomp all except the Thors.
Its basically
Thor and Jane vs Ikaris and Makarri.
Wait Sersi and Thena are no punks.

Hard to choose

Asgardians should win.

Oh wait. I just saw Loki was on the team. Spite thread now.

Classic Loki obviously.

With Thor's power, Thor is now able to safely put in in Jane's butt, so he does that.