But you should always wear clean underpants in case you're in an accident then the nurses won't think you're a pig. Although if they're torn, as long as they're clean, the nurses will think they just got torn in the accident. I actually read this in a Starsky and Hutch book. (Sigh) Okay, everybody, let loose your abuse upon me. I was 12 and I'm no longer responsible for things like that. (Gundark leans hard against skeleton closet, trying to get the door shut again)😂 😂