Apes vs Dragons

Started by Impediment3 pages

Dragons >>>>>>>>>> Buildings.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Stop acting butt hurt, man.

Do you ever contribute anything to this forum?

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Do you ever contribute anything to this forum?

^^^Not often in the form of started threads, no.

I don’t like putting in the effort and having them ignored, or the first and only reply being Carthage saying “Bane dies”.

Still, I don’t think my threads would be some great boon to society or anything.

You spam repetitious lopsided nerfed up matches using the same characters and movies in endless rotation and seem to think your shit doesn’t stink and we shouldn’t poke fun at you.

Not my problem.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Throw monster-verse Kong, with his axe, in there and it would be interesting, but as it stands the dragons win.
Monsterverse Kong would probably tip the scales too far in the other direction. Too huge, too durable, too powerful.

So basically you're just a dumbass troll @riv. Aight man.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
So basically you're just a dumbass troll @riv. Aight man.

Are you Wonder Man in disguise?

Are you Riv's assbuddy?

Stick to the frickin thread topic or go blow a donkey if you're bored. No wonder this forum is half-dead.

I am, now what?

Although I'm also on my period, so there's that.

I am so many things to do many ppl. 😱

Originally posted by NemeBro
Monsterverse Kong would probably tip the scales too far in the other direction. Too huge, too durable, too powerful.

True. I was mostly thinking about Kong solo, tbh, not that the others would make much of a difference anyways.

Everyone STFU and debate.

Talk shit to each other in the off topic thread.

If we add MV Kong, he's big and strong enough to literally throw the other apes at the flying dragons or he could use the other three apes as buttplugs, small to large, since we're talking about assbuddies.

I'm pretty sure Kong has become extremely fire-resistant as well as he grew up. The napalm was an issue on Skull Island, but he took a blast from Godzilla's atomic breath and pretty much tanked it. He barely even caught on fire.

Maybe because it wasn't fire breath 👇

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Maybe because it wasn't fire breath 👇

https://imgur.com/8Bs3eS8 - And yet it sets Kong on fire when he gets hit.
And pretty much every time he shoots something with it, it either catches fire, explodes, or melts. It's fire breath cranked up to the extreme but even when he breathes it out you see flames around his mouth.

So it sets him on fire but barely sets him on fire....
I just don't fancy his chances against three flying fire jets.

The blast clipped him so he didn't get a full dose. But Kong is extremely agile for his size and strong enough to one-shot all of the dragons, especially if he has his axe or the Kong Glove from the new movie. And he's tough enough to tank a few fire blasts in the meantime.

Even in Skull Island when he was a teenager, Napalm only pissed him off for a bit.

Assuming he's in the thread (because the original choices were all too weak)....

How would he get them? Remember, Drogon alone was dodging all those Scorpion bolts that were being fired from Euron's ships, plus they're pretty fast and agile in the air themselves (watch the fight with the Night King).

Kong was able to give G a good fight, but if G could also fly at the speed and agility of the dragons, Kong would've lost badly. Had he been fighting three Godzillas who could fly, it would've been horrific.

Godzilla's atomic breath (heat + force) is ridiculous clownshoe levels more powerful than any of the dragon's fire-breath.

So Kong can move at speeds of hundreds of miles per hour and he can hit things pretty accurately when he throws them. they aren't beating 2019 Kong. But it would take a while for him to get them I suppose.

I would definitely give them the win over 2017 though.