God versus Zeus

Morgan Freeman versus Liam Neeson. They decide to do battle to see who is the bigger kid on the block. Anything goes. Discuss.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Discuss.

…on God’s main man Bruce Nolan…:

But thats just me.
Seeing Bruce having to deal w. another god interests me.

God obliterates.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
God obliterates.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Then why'd you even start the thread? 😆 😂 😆 😂

Same thing that happened in the Winchester Brothers versus Perseus and achilles thread.

Zeus, blinds him with his shiny armor 😄

^^^So childish. ❌

Which is totally on brand for this forum! ✅

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Morgan Freeman versus Liam Neeson. They decide to do battle to see who is the bigger kid on the block. Anything goes. Discuss.

Freeman is 83 and has no training that I know of. Neeson is 72 and used to box way back in the day. Plus Neeson's said to have a HUGE penis. Neeson clearly takes it. /thread

^^^Freeman is black, which means he also has a huge penis.

Freeman doesn't have a history of ex lovers speaking about how huge his junk is. Neeson does.

But even ignoring the penis angle. Neeson is 11 years younger and was trained as a boxer. He takes the "Morgan Freeman versus Liam Neeson" match up.

Originally posted by Robtard
Freeman doesn't have a history of ex lovers speaking about how huge his junk is.

Originally posted by Robtard
Freeman doesn't have a history of ex lovers speaking about how huge his junk is. Neeson does.

But even ignoring the penis angle. Neeson is 11 years younger and was trained as a boxer. He takes the "Morgan Freeman versus Liam Neeson" match up.

It's God versus Zeus, dude. And all God has to do is turn Zeus into dust with a single thought.

God wins.

Guess you're mind was already made up. Close thread.

Calm down.

Zeus puts God in an armlock.