'Stormbreaker' Thor vs Superman (DCEU)

Instead of arriving on MCU Earth (as in Infinity War) with Stormbreaker added to his gear, Thor accidently travels through a dimensional Rift and ends up on DCEU Earth. He faces Superman. Thor is enraged, thinking Superman an ally to Thanos. Superman thinks Apokalypse has send a new foe. Who wins?

Superman shoves stormbreaker up Thor's ass, handle first of course. Thor may or may not enjoy it.

Great thread, very original. Not sure if I've seen this one before.