The All New Blue Milk Bar

Think of all the new friends you'll make, Queeg!

There's a whole host of new clientele ready to patronise a newly re-built bar, with shiny new seats and everything.

I'm pretty sure there is, anyway.

Hey Ushgarak. Haven't seen you around here much. Sit down, have a bunch of drinks on me. Enjoy the place, while it lasts.

Yeah, I've only just made it here. I've been on a quest of self-discovery.

Actually, that's not true. It's just that every time I've popped my head in the door beofre, the talk has been so obscure that I thought the language centre of my brain was broken.

You could give the new bar a Monty Python/Star Wars theme. I'm not sure how that would look, but as for the Jedi Knights who say 'Ni'...

Aha, we could name it the "Eki eki eki ta-pang zoooooo wong"-Bar. That would work. That'll damage the language centre permanently. 😂

Well, I'd just have to call it "The bar that until recently was called Ni"...

Come on, Ushgarak, hang around here for a while and you'll become as insane as the rest of us in no time. 😂 😂

Hmmm....the remodeled bar....how about if we add a....SHRUBBERY !!!!!! 😂

Or build it with a herring.

Sounds a little fishy to me. 😂

How about a simple name, that will get me my revenge on Raz's edit on my Monty Python joke: the Albatross Bar.

How about "Queeqs" ???

And what Monty Python joke was that?

For the grand "re-opening" we all have to sing

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"

well, you know the rest. 😂

Or perhaps:

"The funny thing about Darth Maul is that he was 1.75 metres at the start of The Phantom Menace, but only .875 metres at the end, and all because of one man...

"Obi-Wan Kenobi..." etc. etc.

And I thought "Eki eki eki eki ta-pang zoo wong" was long. 😂

That was a song suggestion rather than a title suggestion... though now I think about it... no.

Title-wise... oh, I don't know. Mos Python? Monty Espa? Queeg's Flying Circus?

The Happy Place of Happiness? Uncle Queeg's? Where Everybody Knows Your Connection to the Force?

The Jundland Wasted Lands? The Ex-Parrot Bar?

🙄 okay...come on. Make up your mind...😂

Hey! Quit pickin'. He still has 4 days.... 😐

Thanks, RC. 🙂

Actually, I was thinking Friday would be a good time to get everything moved over.

queeq, I can't believe you haven't corrected Ushgarak on your name yet. You are so rammy about that. 😂 😂