The All New Blue Milk Bar

Started by UnknownBountyHunter21 pages

Its Calamari so it should be Cocktail sauce, eh? 🙂

What's tonight's special?

well...It's looking like it's Jonce...😂
*hands EJ a Blue Milk Smooth and mixes a Screaming Podracer for UBH*

*walks in and sees the crowd*

Wow, this place was a great idea. Gundy-dear, can you take the Wampa-steaks out of the freezer, I'd love some.

*makes himself a Maultine, PK-style*

Down the hatch and good health to you all ! *gulps it down and tunrs on the Jukebox with Weird Al's SW song*

queeq abides

OK, so how does that quote thingy work?

UBH, have you done what I think you just did ??? Have you confessed to watching......ALF ?????!!!!! 😂 😂 😂

(Gundark rolls on floor hysterically) Ahem, so did I. Hehehe. 😂

Yes, queeq darling, the Wampa steaks are thawing and I have some SPECIAL mushrooms to serve with them. Tonights specials include Spicy Tusken Kabobs, served on mini gaffi sticks (you get to keep the sticks !!), Deep Fried Ewok Ears, Lando's Linguini (which will give you the worst case of Bespin gas you've ever had), and Vader's Tater's, double baked and stuffed with Gungan head cheese. Take-outs available. 🙂

Hehehehe...I had a traumatic Alf experience...but I'll spare you the details.. 🙂
*looks around to see if anyone's watching and pours a little bit of marinara sauce on Jonce*

YOU will eat anything, won't you?

And I told that guy with the chicken truck not to deliver at lunchtime when we're so busy...(Gundark wanders away, muttering to herself)

*pulls out his tommy blaster from behind the bar*

Ah, I've missed this little fellow. *starts cleaning the blaster and then puts up the 'No Blasters... but me'-sign*
Sorry guys, house rules.

I'll have one of them gaffi sticks, Gundy, to go with my steak. Okay, here's a special drink for anyone with a strong throat: Glen Dagobah Single Malt.
That'll put hair on your chest. You want one, Dim? 😂

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I guess I settle for some salty roasted toydarian nuts, and a gundark pretzell. I swallow it dow with queeq`s Glen Dagobah simgle malt, no hair though.
capice!!!

Opening weekend was a big success, queeq-darling. 🙂 How about getting the cantina band over here for Super Bowl ? 😂

Yup, I'll eat anything 😛 😛 😛 😛 😂

And what are YOU doing up at 3:18 am, Dimmy dear ??? 🙂

I don't know...I must have gone crazy 😂 I can't sleep.

Oh well, there's really no concept of time while you're in here. 😂

No concept of time, hmm... just like space then!!!🙂

Looks like the ANBMB turned into a night club with Dimmy hanging out here in the middle of the night. I have some weird experiences with that. You did behave now, didn't you Dimmy?

Here's your Glen Dagobah, finti. And drinks are on me, as usual in the weekend.

queeq abides

See Dim, I told you they'd notice if you started sleeping here.

Bags I get the couch!!!

Oh, she SLEPT here? That's a relief... 😂

queeq abides