Attention! Announcement! Attention!

As if you people didn't already know, tomorrow will mark the two year anniversary of The Tex😎 joining the forums.

I'm sure you were all probably going to throw a big surprise party anyways...but seeing as we have an unusually large amount of newbies, I thought I would just make a little inconspicuous announcement of the grand occasion.

😠Now listen here people😠
I expect:

1)Milkshakes from sane Norwegian cows

2)Cupcakes by Gundy

3)Whiskey exclusively from the Whiskey Thursday thread

4)Waffles provided by you know who

and anything else deemed appropriate...

Entertainment will feature the comedic stand up act of Ush, his apostrophe jokes are a real killer!

Non complying party poopers will be introduced to ToMacco's smacking machine.😈

no worry tex, we took care of this sad memorial already
lots of tissues and tears are expected, lots of bjork-burnings schedualed...

we try to make the best out of you being here you see 😛

Think I'll go away for the weekend to stay away from it all.

hey! come on corran! we got lots of booze to get you to forget tex for a whole year again!

Oh gosh yes, my apostrophe jokes! Oh, that'll be a treat! Wow, that takes me back...

Congrats 😄

as long as theres no bjork.

Good god, it's been 2 years of Byuk already? 😘

Wow, some people get way into this forum thing. The sad thing is that that's going to be me one day. I can just see it, two years from now all I will care about is the KMC Forums.~

Is that so terrible? 😄

You'll get all the inside jokes in time, LindsIsTightK. Especially the one I'm about to post...

I'll bring the inflatable Mech's pillow bounce house.

The day I know that inside joke, is the day I know I will need to get off of my lazy ass and get a life because I've reached an unhealthy point in the KMC Forums.~

I'll post a list of them for you...

-- Gundy's Cupcakes

-- Gundy's Clown Gun

-- Mechmoggy's Pillows

-- ToMacco's Slapping Machine

-- Byuk and Puke

-- Ush's Apostrophe Jokes

If you can get those down within the next week, then you'll know you can get off your ass. 🙄

HOOOOOOORAY FOR TEX!!!!!

why is no1 online when i am?

*sobs, sniffles,*

milkshake from sane Norwegian cows will be provided as asked Tex

probably the only thing that will be provided 😛

Yayyy. But when is the anniversary of your infamous getaway from Texas?😄

mah goes for a hit in the beltarea

But of course.

because you're small and can't reach his head? 😛

congrats tex. happy anniversary??? i guess? i'm still pretty new around here, but i'm sure i'll be around for awhile. 🙂