HIDEOUS INJURIES THAT U HAVE HAD (tell all)

i was talking to my pen in maths the other day. didnt evn realise. i was very stressed out from exams, you understand

this is starting to sound freaky, freaky freaky freaks..

i scratched/cut my eyeball.

YOUR ELBOW???!!!

WE"RE GONNA NEED A CRASH CART.
CHARGE TO 180
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

your eyeball?? hmm how did that feel and what were the consequences?...

oooh😮 ow. eyeball.

oooooh eyeball. im stupid. i thought elbow.
*punche self in the face*

got born, doctor dropped me accidently, kept bouncing

haha.
al the way around the world.
boing boing

Yeah, well once I went down a 12ft razor-blade slide and fell into a pool of alcohol!!!!!!!!!!!

was that fun Omegaman?

i got pushed into a gorge by a scout. they had to get a helicopter in to rescue me....

what did the scout say afterwards and did he get a badge for that?...

he got in trouble with the police for GBH 😄

i broke 2 ribs, an arm, fractured my leg and had sevre brusing from the fall.

nevah evah go out without a pillow!

I stepped on a nail and it went through my foot, I fractured my right wrist, and I broke my radius in my left arm.

Originally posted by yerssot
nevah evah go out without a pillow!

I'm here to help you 😉

I had a bar of metal go right through my hand at work a few years ago, which hurt quite a bit. I also have a big scar on my leg which I got in a fight (don't ask).