Dimmy's scrapbook..

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Looks like you chose Mayhem after all... Guess my secret name will be Darth Chaos from now on. 馃槀

queeq abides

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Because wherever you go you cause it... Yeah, I can see that.

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It's really not an easy job, you know. It's very hard work. 馃槀

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I have no idea what queeq is talking about. Yep, that's right, just here to comment on the topic. My, Dimmy, you're scrapbook is getting fuller all the time. 馃槀

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Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

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What Dimmys Scrapbbok fill up or Gundy get on topic??

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One is, the other isn't. I'll make sure of both. 馃槀

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I think I know which is which, but I am willing to be surprised...

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I won't. I don't want to get your world turned up side down.

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Been there, done that, waiting for them to make a T-Shirt...

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I already had your shirt printed up for you, RC...here it is: I WENT TO AMSTERDAM TO VISIT MY FRIEND QUEEQ AND ALL I GOT WAS A PAIR OF HIS OLD WOODEN SHOES THAT DON'T FIT, A DEAD TULIP AND THIS STUPID T-SHIRT. 馃槀 馃槀

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Hmmmmm...I want that!!!

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But I don't have any friends in Amsterdam called queeq???馃槓

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I don't live in Amsterdam. 馃槀

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I knew that.

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*Ding dong*

Gundy: The witch is dead?

*Ding dong*

Gundy: Oh, the doorbell...

*opens door, there's a nice gentleman with a strange accent*

Delivery guy: Hello. Mrs. Mayhem?

Gundy: Well... yes, for some.

DG: Special delivery for you from Lord Chaos. Do you know the password?

Gundy: Password?

DG: Yes, my Master said you'd know.

Gundy: Oh yes, the pass word. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."

DG: Very good, milady. Now please sign here.

*Gundy signs*

DG: And here is your crowbar...

Gundy: Crowbar???

DG: To open your present.

*DG walks off and there's a huge crate in Gundy's yard, 20x20x20 feet. There's a sign with Lord Chaos's signet. Gundy reads the note: "This should about do it for a lifetime. Love, C."

Gundy uses the crowbar to open the crate and the entire neighbourhood gets covered by millions of multi-coloured tulips.

A big balloon rises from the remains of the crate, saying: Chaos Rules!*

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But in a weeks time when they're all limp and lifeless, will he send more? I doubt it.

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Sorry, RC....queeq just blew you away. Although I would have preferred to see "Mayhew Rules" on the ballon...I am definately impressed. Oh, queeq-darling I'm having an extra comfy repulsor lift lounge chair installed in the ANBMB just for you....you dear sweet sith lord, you !!!!! 馃檪 馃檪

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*Shrugs and goes to call interflora*

We'll see about that.

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Plastic flowers last forever, good move quueq... eh was that a secret? Tough call then.馃槇