Re: Dimmy's Scrapbook
*Ding dong*
Gundy: The witch is dead?
*Ding dong*
Gundy: Oh, the doorbell...
*opens door, there's a nice gentleman with a strange accent*
Delivery guy: Hello. Mrs. Mayhem?
Gundy: Well... yes, for some.
DG: Special delivery for you from Lord Chaos. Do you know the password?
Gundy: Password?
DG: Yes, my Master said you'd know.
Gundy: Oh yes, the pass word. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."
DG: Very good, milady. Now please sign here.
*Gundy signs*
DG: And here is your crowbar...
Gundy: Crowbar???
DG: To open your present.
*DG walks off and there's a huge crate in Gundy's yard, 20x20x20 feet. There's a sign with Lord Chaos's signet. Gundy reads the note: "This should about do it for a lifetime. Love, C."
Gundy uses the crowbar to open the crate and the entire neighbourhood gets covered by millions of multi-coloured tulips.
A big balloon rises from the remains of the crate, saying: Chaos Rules!*
Re: Dimmy's Scrapbook
Sorry, RC....queeq just blew you away. Although I would have preferred to see "Mayhew Rules" on the ballon...I am definately impressed. Oh, queeq-darling I'm having an extra comfy repulsor lift lounge chair installed in the ANBMB just for you....you dear sweet sith lord, you !!!!! 馃檪 馃檪