Frequently Asked Questions

About a FAQ you should add to the list.

"What do I do when I meet Chaos or Mayhem?"

Point and laugh a lot.

But always buy Mayhem some flowers.

OK, looks like I can play the fool everyone gets to kick. Well, fine then. If that's what it takes to get some appreciation around here. 😂

*Runs off to find his big boots with the steel toe caps.*

I don't mind adding it, but what on earth is the answer?

*puts a big book in the back of his trousers*

*Kicks queeq right in the testimonials*

Should have got two books. 😂

*high pitched voice* Somehow I get the feeling RC doesn't like me anymore.

*faints*

OK, I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.😉

I can't help it that my IQ doesn't exceed 50. No need to kick someone when he's down.

50?!? I demand a recount, thats Waaaayyyyy too high.

Yes, Ms. Mayhem LOVES flowers, and RC always has some for her. Whilst on the other hand, master chaos is surrounded by ACRES of tulips and never has nary a bloom to spare, which, quite obviously makes him a swine with a big book down his pants. 😂 😂

Book down his pants? 😱 hmmmm..that's a new one...

*steals one of Gunny's flowers*

Don't worry Dim, I sure you get something soon. Now givew that back to Gundy.

Yes, 50.

Well...

... on a good day... you know, the days when the nice gentleman in the white coat says I can take a walk outside. But no longer than 5 minutes.

I hear that the medication does the trick though....

Ummmm, getting back on topic.....any more suggestions?

Nope. I think it's best that some things are left open. If everything is answered there's no need for you to come down from the Throne Room. And we'd miss you so badly.

Ahem, I would just like to point out that I was NOT the one who went off topic here. 😛

And Dimmy can have one of my flowers, I guess. queeq just delivered a godzilla sized box to my door, although Tommy isn't real happy about it. 😂 😂

Well, only one then. 😂