What's your wallpaper

Seeee, with a little gentle prodding, even you can get it...

Yes, well, you could have just told me what an ignorant mutant I was, instead of finding it out the hard way.

Well, okay, know any nice spots to drown myself?

Just pick a direction and start walking. You'll find water eventually.

😂 😂 😂

I'll help you queeq..."Okay, into the garbage chute, flyboy"

Hehehe, awweeee..poor queeqer..it's okay..being a dummy isn't the end of the world 😂

queeq, you now have a new and exciting career as a dummy.

Now, put this dress on and come and stand in this window. 😂

*starts tying a rope to the ceiling*

OK, now why do I think that's not for you?

*edges closer to the nearest door.*

*half the ceiling comes down causing plaster to fall all over queeq, a rope is tied around his neck*

Normally, I'd say it's time to lose weight, but what's the use.

*starts loading his revolver*

Oh, you great, big beefcake you....

(Gundark comes running in, throws arms around queeq's legs) Oh my master chaos, you can't do this !!! Where would mayhem be without you ??? And besides, what would I do with these steaming bowls of baked beef au gratin, these sweet italian meatballs in sauce with fresh grated parmesan and this cappacino cheesecake lovingly drizzled with chocolate and topped with coffee filled espresso beans ??????? 😛

queeqer, if you keep this up I'm gonna have to spank you!
*takes revolver away from queeq*

Oh give it back to him, I wanna see the splat pattern!

Someone else has a death wish here?

*off to have a superb dinner with his Lady Mayhem*
At least one person who appreciates me.

Well, what is there to appreciate.

*eating*

I rest my case.

OK, *Wanders of to find Dim.*

Dim, come over here, I wanna show you my lightsaber...

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*closes eyes*

He queeq, you found something nasty in your salad?

Do I look like a rabbit?