Once there was a monkey who liked to play spider hockey, with all his friends, a pretty elephant, a grumpy sabertooth, a pissy porcupine, a lazy sloth, and chicken little. All then started to lose control playing the game and the monkey yelled "Radio, Radio!" and destoyed the skyscraper which held a giant eye which belonged to 4-foot Mimi Sauron, King of Wonderland. The King kissed his arse, said it was tasty like chicken, the ordered an extra large platter and poked a monkey in the corner pocket of a dog's butt and smelled it. Sadly he gave and was shot in the eye of the beholder who was the left eye and became confused just like someone.
Then the monkey