Jesse Jackson spent the weekend with his family sorting it out. Here is the text of his speech on Monday:
I have, will be, decided, or have decided, to go back to work, because the battle ahead is a large one, and donations are down. After much prayer, I was able to forgive myself. Let those, who live in houses, glass houses, throw, the first stone. I shall work, to bring unity, to our comminity, as soonity as possiblity, so I can, keep Al Sharpton off the TV.
He is also head of the PUSH COALITION and the RAINBOW COALITION, civil rights organizations.
He's also a REVEREND. Even though he has never finished SEMINARY. So basically he's a self-proclaimed REVEREND who cheated on his wife and had an illegitimate child.
He's also a millionaire by the way.
But since he has no job, except being the head of non-profit organizations, nobody has been able to explain how the eff he's become a millionaire.