I want my name changed, please.
Hey, how do I change my user name? I'm like the only freak who used his real full name instead of something cool. I want my name changed to Tired Hiker. Tired Hiker is cool because my band's name is The Tired Hikers. We play killer music you can hike to. Also, when I'm at work and I accidently forget to log off, sleazy back stabbers can see what I'm up to on these forums and they can pretend they are me and post messages under my identity. In fact, any stupid or lame post ever posted under my name was probably from a sleaze ridden back stabber at my work, unlike this post which is true and righteous like a prarie cheetah.