Slybag's complaint shop

I don't get it Bond...

A women pulled out in front of my mom in a Jaguar and was going as slow as a turtle and we almost squashed her in my dad's Yukon. My mom had to pound the brakes and honked, but the women ignored her. Luckily there was no collision, but she stayed in front of us the whole f***ing time.

a jaguar... going slowly... are you certain it was a jag??

Women drivers... 🙄

Cap, Sly asked about Office Space and that is a quote from the movie

Oh...never seen the movie.

no i dont have your stapler

I hate hangovers, they are the worst.

Other than I hate that I can't find my ideal job. Its really p*****g me off at the moment and trying to go through agencies is a pain. They are THE most stupid bunch of arses its untrue, they know jack about my industry but are used to vet people before sending applications forward. I can't tell you how many heated conversations I've had with agency people who think they know what I can and can't do. Feckin idiots. 😠

my complaint at this moment is the horrendous headache i have. and, no, it's not a hangover. stupid allergies/sinuses. i have to stay doped up on medicine all the time to keep from having sinus headaches. *grumble*

i don't like my new house 🙁

buy a new one 😉

I loath allergies!! To be honest, I don't even think I'm allergic to anything. But everytime I take a step outside on a sunny day, my nose pricks and I end up going back into the house with puffy eyes and constant sneezing. I'm usually high on nasal spray! 🙄

i hate those things.... that do stuff.... you know? THOSE THINGS!!!!
lol.
i dont hate many things exept brustle sprouts. YEEEECHH!!!!
and i hate it when people make jokes about how big i am (big, not fat). like my mum.

shes always kidding me around.
do ya think i should step on her?

I am here to register a complaint. This Bird which I bought just half an hour ago is dead...

holy shit!!!!
how did it die?

Wow... Scoundrel that sucks, hope you can at least get your money back!

if not, then demand a bigger and better bird.

You guys realll dont follow Monty Python do you...

dead parrot 😂

monty pythn is funny.