That's funny!
How about...
01. The Fast and The Furious 3: Still No Vin Deisel
02. XXX2: 20 $MILLION Richer
03. Glimmer 2: Run Mariah Run
04. Queer as Folk: Censored
05. Hulk 2: Busting Out
06. Aliens Vs. Predator
07. The Matrix: Rehashed
08. Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's, Philospher's whatever!!!
09. Catwoman: **** & ASS
10. The X-Files II: We Promise No Baby!!!
11. Star Wars Ep 7: The Wrath of Kirk
12. ET Returns: Bringer of the Plague
13. Ghostbusters III: Bill Murray Isn't In It
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Just Give Me the Bread, Martha: a surreal movie gone horribly wrong. This would start out with two guys at a comic book convention who weigh the merits of buying a ladder. Then a ninja with a lamp shows up and they all start fighting. The ninja is decapitated by a garage door. Then they show Shakira doing The Robot at a concert, followed by a picture of an actual robot. A picture of the Hulk is fixed on the screen for a while, and you can hear somebody saying "The Hulk? I can mop the floor with that fool!" This, of course, is followed by a picture of a mop. Then there is an interruption in the captivating narrative to show an animated short called "Healthy Food." In it a guy eats two bagels, an egg, and a spaghetti noodle that would all add up to form a face. This would be followed by a return to the comic book convention, where a mantle is on sale for ten cents. A quote from the movie Seven is flashed on the screen quickly, and the movie ends by showing Mickey Mantle's picture and playing Also Sprach Zarathrusta, or whatever the song from 2001 is called. Oh wait. I already made this movie.
The last two batmans sucked major huge amounts of large shiny brown ... OK MOVIES I WOULD NEVER LIKE TO SEE:
Unbreakable II
Signs II
Predator vs Alien would be OFF DA HOOK Mardookie, I must differ
Dangeresque IV - Actually, I would want to see Dangeresque IV
Radiohead: The Documentary of music that tries too hard to be really abstract and avant garde
Ken Burns Jazz - oh...wait...Damn!