Where in the World is queeq?

😂 🤣 😂 Squeeeaaall😂 🤣 😂

I say we go with RC's previous suggestion and sic Raz on him. 😈

Bring him on. I prefer a straight fight to all this nagging around. 😉

queeq out

Thanks queeq, now I know where you are.

Chewie, take the professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive. Okay, RC, talk, or we'll dangle you over the sarlaac pit. 😂

Holland

Is that a guess or is that for real ?

I think it was a guess but I concur with the honorable delegate from Daftland.

And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

Now will you excuse me. This thread is closing.

queeq out

Always wanted to go to Holland. I hear the chicken there is nice. My dad says he went there once to Amsterdam and went into a sex museum and smoked loads of marajuana. Do you live in a windmill?

*sigh*
In case anyone was wondering or annoyed why I didn't want to reveal where I lived, Daft just gave the answer.

queeq out

You live in a windmill? Hey man, that's cool. Better than to live in a boring little house like the rest of us. Have you ever grabbed onto one of the sales and gone the whole 360 degrees round? Ok, that sounds dangerous, but I know I'd go for it at least once in my life if I lived in a windmill.

Ok Ok I admit it. I live in a windmill, I wear wooden shoes, all I eat is cheese, in my garden I only grow tulips, I grow marihuana in my greenhouse, I own a brothel and I have sex all day long with lots of weird contraptions, I can also get you coke, heroine, crack, XTC, the works. Oh, and in my spare time I practise euthenasia for anyone who doesn't like to live anymore.

You got me, Daft.

queeq out

God, I wish I was dutch.

No you don't. Everyone wants to be me.

And I'm just an average Dutchman, you should see my neighbours: double bladed windmill, trucks driving up and down shipping the drugs, thousands of women from Eastern Europe standing in line to apply for a job. I'm just a nobody, really, but it's hard to live up to the expectations of the world. I don't enjoy it or anything, but we are obliged to do it. They have nazi's checking out our drug quota and counting if the number of women exceeds 10. It's a hard life, but someone has to do it.

queeq out

Actually I got it at 3 this afternoon

I'd think of an intelligent response but queeq's just so damn funny..😂

So, clogs all round then! They must make it hard to drive.😂

Yes, we only drive trucks though to transport our drugs and tulips. And since we make so much money we have the pedals widened.

queeq out

I had a pair of wooden shoes when I was very small....