To Women Everywhere From Men Who Have Had Enough

Who here has a cell phone?..

Gundark, about that Gardner, the EMPEROR killed him!! All I wanted was for him to grow pretty flowers for me to give my many lady friends.😉

Xizor is a true ladykiller.

And Dim, why do you ask? Wanna give me a call. 😉

queeq out

I have a cell phone but I just got this one ( my old one was analog, this is digital) and I just got the first bill and its all screwed up. Yeesh.

Xizor, I know the emporer did it, but it was intended to send a message in your direction. However, we know you are not easily intimidated, being a TOWER OF POWER. 😂

I've had a cell phone for a long time but with all the bad publicity thet're recieving with EM and the link to cancer, I'm seriously thinking about getting rid of mine.

I don't use it nearly as much as I used to, in the car is about it.

I don't have one, I don't want one. I'll hold out as long as I possibly can.

queeq out

I think they'll eventually prove that they are bad for you, just like smoking, fatty foods, alchahol, breathing, walking, running and just anout anything else you might want to enjoy.🙁

So who ENJOYS a cell phone?

queeq out

Any woman who can talk on nit for hours to her mother and NOT ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING WORTHWHILE.

Oops, sorry, wifes bill came in on Saturday. Haven't quite recovered yet...

Anyway, that wasn't the point I was trying to make.

Point well taken. 😂

queeq out

The first list is so true 😂

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

This one is true 😂

you better have 😠

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)

these 2 were hilarious

Originally posted by silver_tears
you better have 😠

well i'm not normally mean so i think i'd mean it in the nice way 😖

Women live to complain and moan, it's how god made them, there's nothing anyone can do about this. But even so, I'm going to make my gf read this in hopes that it brings some logic to her mind.

BF you are being extremely hopeful, if you meet a chick who understands logic marry her immediately, I'll come to the wedding 😉

😂 well some of them are true 😛

that is quite possibly the most accurate thing i've ever heard. Ratcat you truly are a God amongst men

I can go find a male one 😛