Because it was funny. Loosen up EJ, you've been getting me mad recently for a few reasons. You try to be goofy and funny and often come off sounding vulgar and childish. I notice this and respond by teasing you or mocking your humor like I did above, and you play the victem and act like "why is he picking on me." A good example of this is in the role playing forum where you and DD were vulgar and dumb, talking about sex, hookers liquer, smoking and other more obscene things. I responded by writing a hilarious satirical story in which Xizor the SW's character ends up killing the conspiritorial EJ and DD. You reacted by not getting the humor, becoming defensive and eventual saying that I was wrong and then closing the site in an attempt to make yourself seem more mature. My story was great(I suggest all of you read it in role playing under 7,8,9)I'd appreciate it in the future EJ That if you wish to start such games be preparred to finish them.