Tattoos - would you show yours?

*calls child services* 😂

child? you're talking about this dad-figure?

Me...him...huh???

My life is a sopa opera 😱

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'd never hit your mom!

I can't mess up that beautiful face.

I don't drink!

And Aunt Tex is in mexico right now.

Kes is too great to mess around with!

😑

he's gently trying to divorce you mommy!

😂
I'll tell him *takes out baseball bat*

*watches with popcorn* better than t.v 😂

you forgot to place the barbed wire again mom! 🙄

Indeed.

*takes out 1000meters of barb wire*

much better...

now, should I phone Fire to declare dad dead?

ummmm shall i leave while u guys attemp this
i mean it may get messy 😬

I'm not trying to divorce anyone!!!

theyre after u
u better run lance 😖

I'm not running.

I have nothing to run for.

alright u stay here 😉

When Kes gets here I'm going to have to explain to her that I would never leave her for anybody else.

u do that
good luck
maybe u should disown ur child i mean he did start it all 😉

Nah, I'll just have to give him a good beati...err...talking to.

any more tat's?