War

Started by LilMimister00622 pages

*sneaks back in* *leans against farthest wall* 😛

-Sneaks up behind Mimi and dumps a whole bottle of Bleach on her head and runs- 😎

*cough* *cough* *spatter* x_X HEYY!!!!! **runs after john with purple paint and tosses the whole can at him..covering him in "dry-fast" paint**

😇

-Goes home and gets paint thinner and dumps all over body and washes clothes and self in shower and puts on new clothes and grabs a keg of oil and matches and finds mimi and pours the oil in her hair and lights the oil and runs-

EEEEEEEEKKK! *jumps in pool* *jumps back out and washes oil out of hair* grr.. Weee!!

-puts on bandana and grabs Stinger Missile Launcher and guns down Tomcat as it crashes into a gas station blowing up in a huge explosion-

**jumps out of plane and lands cat-like on the ground** hmph!
**chases after john and tackles him til hes on the ground, grabs two loud things and puts one next to each of johns ears**

-shakes off Mimi and hangs by nail on wall and gets up- Trunks:John you should really go to the hospital for that blood coming out of your e...Trunks shut up...-grabs Mimi off the nail on the wall and throws her in a barrel and nails it shut and kicks it down a mountain and goes to the hospital for bleeding ears-

Oof! *crate opens and tumbles out of it*
*chases after john and knocks him over before he could reach the hospital doors*

-From house nearby- Trunks:I told him to train in Martial Arts like I did, or atleast bodybuild like you. Michelle:It doesn't matter, it's not like he's THAT hurt, come on. -both go outside and Trunks grabs Mimi and puts her on top of a tree and Michelle and Trunks carry me into the hospital- X_X 😂

😑 weeeeee i like heights!!!

-Comes out of the hospital after ears are fixed, and rips Mimi down from tree and pours a gallon of ice cold water all over her and throws 24 ice cubes down her shirt and shorts and runs- 😛

ay! cold cold cold cold cold cold! grrrr *chases after john dripping wet, sprays bug repellent in his eyes and mouth, then jumps in her car and drives away*

Ahhh god f**kin dammit! -after 10 minutes of amazing pain, smashes the detonator to the bomb he put in her car and it blows up-

AHH! *flies outta the car and lands shoulder-first on the grass on the sideroad* Owwwww. *gets up and looks at her now bleeding arm, ignores it and starts looking to find john again*
*Finds john and after spraying his eyes a second time, knocks him over into the nearby lake*

-swims up from the lake cuz he CAN swim, and shoots horse tranquilizers at Mimi-

::collapses::

-walks past Mimi and goes home and sets up security cameras and loads 12 paintball guns- 😎 😱

Ooooohhhh *wakes up what seemed like Hours later* *stumbles to get up in search of John..who was somewhere...* 😛

Paintball Sniper on roof into headset:John we found her, what should we do? Let's move! -12 paintballers run out of the house as Mimi wanders aimlessly and unload paintballs all over her, all different colors.- Don't worry Mimi BE HAPPY! 😂