War

*smashes Neo's head into jukebox and throws Obie over the bar* 😱

*givs JP another arm

U SH*THEAD!!!!*cuts off JP's manhood*

-Gives Neo $5 for Arm and dropkicks him in the face- 😂

*takes JP's arm back*

....OBIE!!!!!!!! -Grabs a Chainsaw and saws off Obie's hands and testicles-

haha, thanx for the $5😂

*Gives obie 3 testicles back*
now u got a spare😂

u want ur manhood back, JP?

*craps and rubs it in JP's face*

-buries face in sink and disinfects face- YES I NEED IT, -grabs a pole and rams it up Obie's ass-

*gives JP manhood*
WHOA, enlarged it is!!!😄

uh im dying uh

*gives Obie internal pace maker*

*goes 2 a distant planet and asks bird ppl for a hi tech suit*HA! im like Samus now!

-While Obie's gone clones self 504095540957580 times- 😎

i dont need clones, im like SAMUS NOW!AHA!!!

-Clones rip Obie's armor apart and strip him naked- 😂

*Stovenutts comes back to life floating above the crowd of people fighting.Aliasneo15 can feel his power being taken away, stovenutts becomes the ressurected god of the war, complete destruction comes to all fighters as hundreds of innocent people run in fear*
"Bow before me"

*gathers army of orcs 2 battle clones*