My Belly the Sarlaac Pit

I recently looked at my belly and noticed something.I have little hair specks growing aroung my belly button.It may seem crazy but it looks just like the Sarlaac Pit.😂

I don't know exactly how to respond to that EJ, but thanks for sharing that little bit of info..I'm scared to ask what other body inspired SW thoughts you have 😂 ...

That's all.🙂

That's too bad..I was expecting you to say something like your toes remind you of a tribe of ewoks or something 😂

That's a good one.I will look for some more then.😂

Cool, EJ! I have it too! The little ring of hairs make it look just like a Sarlacc pit! I've been looking at it all day, trying to see what other things it reminds me of!

Ooh I got one! If you were to tie all of the hairs together in a bundle they'd look like that rope net that they get caught in in ROTJ.

Ooh! If you turn your head a little it looks like Anakin's face when he takes off his mask!

.......Meanwhile, back at the ranch.

Oh no...it's spreading!...People..you are past the age of being fascinated with the weirdness of your body...move on! 😄

You guys sound strong enough to wrestle a gundark ! I also think you have a little too much time on your hands and whatever you're smoking, I want some.

It's not a drug its a drink. It's called Tatooine Sunrise. Got it from Mos Eisley Cantina for just three credits a pint. Not bad eh?

Yeah yeah.What he said.

Ya know, mine also reminds me of Darth Maul's face tattoo.

If you're drinking Tatoonine Sunrises, you must be drinking two-fisted cause Tatoonine has two suns, ya know. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.🤣

Laugh at me for not knowing, but what does two-fisted mean?

I wouldn't laugh at you, DD...two fisted basically means you have a drink in each hand and taking turns drinking out of each one. We have some power drinkers here in pennsylvania that occasionally walk around with a beer in one hand (forget its there) and ask people,

Oh riiight. So what about a planet with ten suns? What would you do then?

Hey, DD, the rest of my comments got chopped off there. When they catch you with two beers at one time you usually have to do a penalty shot (usually Jagermeister). If you come from a planet with ten suns, chances are you have ten arms. Any more questions for this padawan ???

Well what about a planet with no sun? Or how about a planet with twelve moons? Or what about a planet with only half a moon and half a sun?
Sorry, they are all pointless questions, which no one can probably answer. Anyway, I noticed that my bellybutton also looks like the front Darth Vader's helmet.

I thought about getting my belly button pierced, but I think I'm too old for that.

I'm thinking about getting my finger peirced. Ahem. Meanwhile...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, grandma is holding off the indians with a single shotgun.

I'm not getting my belly button pierced..I just wanted to see your reaction. 😉