Person above you Game!

^jus cuz i can't spell...
<goes to buy a dictionary
Vu gots one for sale

^Sells, but not dictionaries
<needs to buy dictionary
v wants to give me one for free

^sells....meth
<cooks meth
Vna i jus jokin

^wanna buy some?
<blows up mic. everytime she cooks
v wants to cook for me tonite

^😛
<😛
v😛

^ 😕
< 💃
V 😮‍💨

^tongue
<bf has long ass tongue
Vyum

^yum too
<yum
Vew

^ 🤨
< 😕
V blah on you

^ Ok whatever
< Has entirely too much free time
V Just confuses me

^u new
<i been here every week since middle of july
Vi aint confusin...am i

^ nope
< played too much hockey
V likes to kick animals

^hockey is god right afta baseball
<aint confusin
Vu can read the werds but can u hear them

^ i cant hear the words...or can i?
< hannibal lecter is at my house drinking tea
V says random things.

^ that I do
< i cant see a damn thing without my contacts in, this sucks
V doesnt wear contacts

^right
<wrong
V wong.. yea, wong...

^ im not wrong 😛
< still cant see anything
V i know you dont care but im telling you anyways 😛

^😛
<and I said wong.. know what wong is/means?
Vaww.... poor you 😛

^ ooops misread it 😮
< why poor me? 🙁
V I feel happy right now 😄

^ Aw don't be sad
< Hates work meetings
V Doesn't have to work