Person above you Game!

^ gets British humour
< is seconds tick away till showtime
v works in Suzie's Sunset Strip?

^ Lives in jolly ole England.
< Watching Click.
v Smells like a dirty sock after it's been rubbed on a cornhole.

^ Can smell me all the way from across the ocean
< is always filthy 😈
v tucks his penis into his sock

^ Is right, I'm packing.
< Packing.
v Isn't.

^ bastard 😛
< is so packing like hugely
v knows it

^ posted this morning
< doesnt want to go to work
v is wearing pants

^ Has low iron
< Also has low iron
v maybe stole my iron

^ needs an iron?
< doesnt bother to iron
v feels the burn

^ Once gave Martha Stewart oral.
< Wants some phucking phood.
v Will get in the kitchen and make me a damn sammich.

^ needs a good slap
< Will make herself a sammich
v Has some wise words for my job interview

^ Asked for some advice, which I would address as, remember to smile, be polite and courteous, and have good eye contact.
< is drinking Dr. Pepper.
V is nice in small doses

^ thinks im a rich creamy desert
< is infact made of caramel
v wants a lick

^ sounds tasty
< declines the offer
v will maybe lick Juk3n

^ Is that one person.
< Is the awesome one.
v Licks toads.

^ knows me so well
< prefers Scrotes
v wonders... 😈

^ is on to me!
< Runs and hides
v knows my secret

^Lufz meh coot
<Lufz meh coot
v Lufz meh coot

^ is nuts!
< has nuts
v wants MOAR nuts

^ARRHHHH TEH NUTZ
<I has teh nutz awehuhs
v Likes nuts awehuhs

^ Knows this

< Doesn't have nuts, but owns a pair

v Wishes they owned a proper pair