Person above you Game!

^half rite
<all of a sudden nicknamed G.A.
V will tell me otherwise

^ thats a good nickname actually
< has a nickname herself
V is hungry

^ i'm guessing linds i am right?
<stomach is growling
Vfeed me pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

^ is right yes
< wants some food dammit
V eat a celery stick

^as hungry as me
<i'd prefer pizza to celery, thanx anyway
VYOU eat the celery stick

^ does not eat the celery stick.
< just ate pizza, so he eats the stick too.
v has a tattoo of my name 'tired hiker 😄' on their ass.

^ les hungry now
< already ate celery (well celery in self made bloody cesar)
v will say there favorit drink

^ is confusing
< hates celery
V loves celery

^ is not a vegan
< was probable typing while T.H. was answering (not 1st time happens)
v needs a bath

^ is wrong
< just got out of the shower
V wants to shower with Keanu Reeves

^-is hot
<-isn't gay and wants the girl from 8 simple rules body
v-is gay

^ wishes I were gay cuz he has a crush on me.
< loves the vaj.
v wants my autograph

^-is definetly gay
<-has a crush on Kristin Kreuk
v-thinks i'm hot

^ all gay
< straight
V wants to be straight with me

^straight
<staright
Vwill slap me

^-damn straight
<-wants to be straight with Linds
v-likes sex

^ is wrong
< not gonna slap GA
V muah kisses

^thanx for sparing me the slap- my eye is still black
<supposed to be working
Vmy boss

^ should get to work
< doesnt need to work
V wants to work

^ should work at the pool she skinny dips in
< wants ta git her a$$ fired
V will take my job