Matrix Reloaded MTV Parody

oracle: do the part... to the naked part.
JT: oh god
SWS: well well well...Mr Timberlake
JT: Mr Sean William Scott
Oracle: Hey arnt u that guy da got peed on in american p.... cloned

Funny shit and that wasnt... even... half of it!!!!
Neo leaving the architects room

Neo: If i were u....
Architect (Will Farell ): Bite ur tounge...bite it!
Neo: I would hope that we dont meet again
Architect (Will Farell ): Why'd u say that i told u to shut up....I TOLD U TO SHUT UP!!!!
the he jumps on him and they go flying through the door.

I just felt the need to do this lol.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

is it available on the internet? can someone pm me the link

awww please let it be.....that would be so funny

Just do a search on kazza. Or go to www.mtv.com and its available there.
Bad thing is u need Quicktime i think it is, wich u need to pay for.

Ah, the joys of Keanu-speak. He has a very extensive vocabulary (that's why he gets to play stuff like hackers and lawyers... he actually *knows* what the words mean), but just can't resist slipping in a 'whoa', 'dude', 'man', etc. I s'pose you can't really let go of being an iconic (and totally triumphant) 80's figure.

Oh, and just out of curiosity... is Alex Winters still in the scene? Last I heard he was producing/directing american prime-time shows...

~AI

www.mtv.com.. then.. mtv movie awards..
and then???? 😕 😕 😕 🙁

Downloaded it on Kazaa. Its called MAtrix Spoof. Its a big file.

My fave part is when they go to zion and some guy explains that Morpheus is gonna have an orgy. 😂

Originally posted by Metroplex
Downloaded it on Kazaa. Its called MAtrix Spoof. Its a big file.

My fave part is when they go to zion and some guy explains that Morpheus is gonna have an orgy. 😂

thank you 🙂

i cant get on that website...its filtered 🙁

When the architecht goes: carpe diem, visa vie, ergo, ergo ergo ! I don't know what the hell that means, I just say it because it soudns cool.

it WILL be on the dvd! 💃

haha ive watched it now very funny
was that the real keymaker the oracle bit very funny and zion and the willam scotts and the architects
so basicly all good

will ferrel: hello neo, sean, justin..ive been waiting for you....i am the architect, but please....call me larry.....

sean and justin: larry! yo wudup?

Architect: the door on your left leads back to the mtv music awards, the door on your right leads back to the matrix...........and that little one over there is for my poochie to take a piddle.....

hahahahahaha

ergo - therefore
vis-a-vis - face-to-face, opposite
irrevocably - cannot be undone
concordantly - agreeing
assiduously - done with careful attention
inexorably - cannot be altered
systemic - affecting the entire organism

It was a part of the bit man, I did know some of those words. Well actually I looked for the meaning after I saw Reloaded.

*downloads*

yeah they got it on kazaa, and got myself a copy...hehe... but I didnt hear that part where they were trying to make him say woah...who tried to make him say woah anyway?

wasnt that when he was presentin or recievin an award

u can download it off kazaa by typing in 2003 mtv movie awards matrix spoof...thats how i got it really good quality
ARCHITECT SCENE

Architect: hello ive been waiting for u three
Neo:who are you
Sean: yeah who r u?
Architect: i am the architect but please call me larry
SEan and justin: hey larry larry
Architect: I created the matrix and several popular video games including cubert and dickdug
Sean and Justin:remember that yeah...
Architect: i didnt create frogger but i came up with the name for it can u beleive they wanted to call it
high way crossing frog?
Sean:that is so lame
Architect: i know its the lamest thing ive ever heard... high way crossing frog
Neo: why am i here
Sean: yeah why are we here
Archietect: is there an echo in here
Echo: is there an echo in here
Architect: the mtv movie awards are a systemic anomaly inherit to the programming of
the matrix although the transport process has altered your conscience you irravicably remain human
ergo concordidly vi sa vi. you know what i have no idea what the hell im saying i just thought it would
make me sound cool
Neo: you havent answered my question
Achitect:im feeling a little vulnerable right now so u just need to chill out kay? can u do that i
appreciate that thank you. now originally neo was the chosen one to host the show but hosting is a full
time commitment and hes been a little distracted lately..
Neo: trinity
Architect: see what im talking about? thats why i
brought in sean and justin bcuz u my friend are completely pussy whipped Sean and justin: oooohhh
*whipping sound* Neo:bullshit! Architect: watch the sass captian sassy pants Sean:yeah ur kinda spazzin
out dude Neo: u havent answered question Architect: yes i have u see- Neo: u havent answered my-
Architect: im trying u just need to let ME talk Neo: why am i here? Archiect:mmmm would u shut up?!
Neo:u wont let it-
Archiect: no you wont let it im the one who talks mouth shut ears open! Neo: u havent answered-
Archiect: U DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR! ergo open your yapper one more time
and im gonna
architect a world full of pain all over ur candy ass! ERGO VIS A VI CONCORDIDLY! justin..
Justin: yeah
Archiect: i apologize i dont usually like to use my big voice.
Justin: thas aright dog just tell us how we get to the movie awards
Architect: there r two doors the door on ur left leads sissy boy here back to his *****!
yeah wutup g u cant handle it!, the door on your left leads you to the 2003 mtv movie awards, and
the mini door is for muffin to go out and piddle SEan: thanks lar
Architect: dont mention it and hey go host the shit out of that show
Justin: boom
Neo: if i were you Architect: bite your tongue bite it!
Neo:i would hope we dont meet again
Archiect: whyd you say that i told you to shut up! i told you to shut up!

wow that explains a lot of it... neo, you've got *****whipped....hahaha