Strange and funny facts.

if you spit into a breathalizer,the things cops give you to see what your blood-alcohol level is, you will blow a zero.

you will all thank me for that one day!!!

Martha Allen Carrier is the only Salem witch not to plead guilty, even after they imprisoned most of her family and tortured her two oldest sons.

it's a good idea to eat tons of pasta before you go out boozin' cuz the pasta absorbs all of the alcohol and ya won't be hungover the next morning

Actually, cockroaches hear with their legs. If you pull off a cockroach's legs and shout "RUN!" at it, it won;t go anywhere...

can't cockroaches live without thier heads for 10 days

Probably.

I see my joke did not create guffaws of laughter...

It did in Manchester Ush! 😂

It was a good joke Ush 😛
Stivenutts> Yes, they can live a few days without their heads.

I know a few people that could probably survive without their heads for all the amount they use their brains!! 😛

lol

Most dogs see everything as black, white, and grey.

Most dogs? I thought it was all dogs.

Dogs arn't supposed to be able to perceive 3d images on a flat surface like TV. Tell that to my blonde labrador who loves watching tv especially when another blonde labrador appears! 🙄

Looks like he's in the mood for some doggie luvin!!! 🙂

Nice thought, but I had his naks chopped off when he was a pup! 😂

LOL!! Poor guy!!

the ordinary,unruffled potato chip is 55/1000 of an inch thick

A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!

wow, this is great. 🙂

The human heart is strong enough to pump blood 50 feet in to the air.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!