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Originally posted by kmcdude
Sent the biatch packing and headed to the local pub when..........

she jumped me in a dark ally way and forced me to.....

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
she jumped me in a dark ally way and forced me to.....

Wear a french maids outfit I got for her last birthday,and then.......

Originally posted by kmcdude
Wear a french maids outfit I got for her last birthday,and then.......

she took a pic with her new cell and sent it to all the kids at school.I then..

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
she took a pic with her new cell and sent it to all the kids at school.I then..

Got called an Emo kid and got beat up with a big.......

Originally posted by kmcdude
Got called an Emo kid and got beat up with a big.......

Tennis racket, next time I saw my GF I.....

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Tennis racket, next time I saw my GF I.....

Gave her a taste of my pimp hand,but then her new boyfriend..........

Originally posted by kmcdude
Gave her a taste of my pimp hand,but then her new boyfriend..........

Saw what I did and grabed his gun and totally.....

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Saw what I did and grabed his gun and totally.....

Shot my ballsack right off but luckily.........

Originally posted by kmcdude
Shot my ballsack right off but luckily.........

a gentic disorder caused it to grow back even larger....

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
a gentic disorder caused it to grow back even larger....

and more powerful and a speeding....

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
and more powerful and a speeding....

Ballsack always comes in useful for........

teabaging my mother after she gets home from ...

Originally posted by lord krondor
teabaging my mother after she gets home from ...

Her job at the local brothel which.......

coincidentally is next to the army base that ...

Originally posted by lord krondor
coincidentally is next to the army base that ...

She strips at for free regularly..

while, also, stealing secrets from an agent who works for ...

This guy with a even bigger ballsack than my one,they call him.........

Bobby Ballsack. He is the most efficient killer to have come from the region of ...

Originally posted by lord krondor
Bobby Ballsack. He is the most efficient killer to have come from the region of ...

kill baby kittens in order to ...