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Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Even though they're suppose to smell like...

petunias. Then he took a crap and out plopped one turd that was really dry and lumpy and he called it the "turd with the spikes" because of his hemorrhoids. He got up quickly and...

Asked two girls if they'd be willing to "play" with it. The girls...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Asked two girls if they'd be willing to "play" with it. The girls...

mistook the "turd with the spikes" as a large brown banana and..

Originally posted by dadudemon
mistook the "turd with the spikes" as a large brown banana and..

...Shared it between the two of them. After eating a mouthful one of the girls asked him if...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Shared it between the two of them. After eating a mouthful one of the girls asked him if...

it tasted like feet, then they went for...

...His hair and ripped it all off. Surprised by their actions, the guy got on his knees and...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...His hair and ripped it all off. Surprised by their actions, the guy got on his knees and...

rubbed her feet, but when he reached for them....

...The other girl kicked him in the face. Blood poured out of his nose while he backed up and fell into a...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...The other girl kicked him in the face. Blood poured out of his nose while he backed up and fell into a...

lake , they laughed at him while he...

...Tried to swim away. Unforunately, he didn't notice the giant...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Tried to swim away. Unforunately, he didn't notice the giant...

alligator in the water, he swam in the other direction but.....

...Was swallowed by a giant whale. The whale swam away and went to...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Was swallowed by a giant whale. The whale swam away and went to...

eat the alligator, but by mistake he...

...Vomited on the shore. This caused the main to climb out the whale's mouth. Unfortunately, the weather was...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Vomited on the shore. This caused the main to climb out the whale's mouth. Unfortunately, the weather was...

stormy, a tornado caused the whale to...

...Fly into the sky. Because of the air pressure, the whale exploded and splattered its guts on the...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Fly into the sky. Because of the air pressure, the whale exploded and splattered its guts on the...

people standing on the shore, they began to vomit which made the guy...

...Run away so that he won't be recognized by the bystanders since he didn't want them to know that he was really a...

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
...Run away so that he won't be recognized by the bystanders since he didn't want them to know that he was really a...

wolf in sheep's clothing, but while running he accidentlly

...Left a trail of "raisins" which showed the path that he took. Unfortunately, some of the people followed the "raisins" and it led to his...