Kill Bill will SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any movie with a bunch of production problems usually ends up sucking the big tail pipe. Like the Matrix Reloaded, it had soooo many issues to deal with from an actor dying to Jada Pinkett almost backing out after 911 happened. Now they are splitting Kill Bill into two movies with two separate release dates, oh what an original surprise. I love Pulp Fiction and Res Dogs the same, I thought Jackie Brown was boring with a few good parts. I'm betting, and I hate to say it, but I bet Kill Bill will suck more tail pipe than Matrix Reloaded. I'll go see it, just in case it rocks and I'll even admit that I was wrong and jumped the gun on this one, but by the way things look, KILL BILL will SUCK fat horking dongers. I mean, come on, it looks like another f*%king Charlies Angels movie for christ's sake. I could be wrong though. I hope I am. But it'll suck. I'm sure it'll suck. It'll suck the high hard one, the fat fettuccine, it'll suck so bad that the next one probably wont even be released cuz it'll suck so bad!!! Then, it will swallow. And after it swallows it will regurgitate and spit it back out and then stomp on it with metal spiked rugby cleats!!! And then it will blow.
The only good movie that ever got split up and released the same year was Back To The Future 2. Part 3 sucked though. Part 3 of Back To The Future sucked blue whale, the largest mammal in the world!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your time.