Forum Fanatic Tavern

Started by LindsIsTightK1,255 pages

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Well goodnight everyone

*Slips in for a quick drink.*......empty..........*Crickets chirp*.........*Stomps on crickets*..........*Owl hoots*.........*shoots owl*...........empty..............*gulps beer*.........emp*BURP*ty...................Ahhhh peanuts........*crunches peanuts*...........

*Gets up*.......*walks to the window*.......*sees spider*.........SQUISH...............*turns on jukebox*....THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE etc...............

*whistles to music*......................*gets up on bar*..........*does coyote ugly sequence*.............

ok then

*walks in*

hey hun

*swishes in*

Hi...I got maths work to do

*swishes out* 😱

hey mks
this place looks kinda empty

yeah well want a beer

*dives behind bar*
*hands over a beer to mks* 🍺

ok i was gonna get it
*has beer fight with storm forgetting that im wearing white*

yay
oh wait, BEER fight, this is gonna be a mess 🙁
well...
*gets out beer bazooka*
*shoots beer everywhere*

Wearing white in a beer fight is a big No No!!

Black is a better color, cuz it can hide all the stains.

I'm baaack!

...Mmm... beer fight...

i no but white goes see through and i always wear black this is what white is for

Okay. Yum. Beer. When's it start?

NOW squirts naz with beer