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If the monkey should touch the bar or I, it will not be walking around on it's stupid hairy feet no more. 😎

wat wedding and if jp kills bubbles ill kill him *evil glare*

That sounds a lil' heartless JP, no?

You cannot kill me, I AM A MACHINE! 😎

Winston an' Holly are gettin' married

Somethin' like this JP?

That is merely a target, such as this -throws bullseye on Gambit's machine and takes out a rocket launcher and fires a rocket into it blowing it up- That is a pathetic machine, I am fully intelligent enough to dodge a rocket, -drops rocket launcher and pours more shots-

*kicks jp in the groin* if ur a machine then that shouldnt hurt😉 also whos holly???

That did not, and if I were a human, I would be wearing a metal cup, so you foolish girl have just broken your foot.

ummm jus so were clear machines dont drink 😄

yea well im wearing steel toed boots so ha!! 😂

The weddin' thread is a couple threads down, an' Holly is someone else's monkey. I forgot who though.

An' JP take this!!

I am not drinking foolish girl, I am pouring the shots for other people to drink.

What are you trying to do get yourself killed!? -Grabs Gambit's head and throws him through the door-

Liar JP, ya never stop drinkin' its basically all ya do!!

*evil glare* i dont like this holly and jp get urself sumthing to do 😂

The old JP has been disposed off, I am the new JP, and I will destroy whoever, and WHATEVER is in my way, such as if that monkey touches myself or the bar.

Ya gonna tell me you're jealous of Holly, chere? 😉 😉

Ya know JP, Sa might not like the new 'improved' JP.

That is why the joke is on you, as I am just here to make sure the bar stays safe, and no fools like you get around, the old JP is still alive, and is well at his home, so the girl Shadow Angel will have nothing to worry about, dips**t.