-Walks into the bar with his father Link following-
Link:Is it clear, I don't want anybody here to tell your mom about this.
Dad what the hell, calm down, mom's not gonna find out, just come on, you need to relax and get drunk with me.
Link:At 12:30 in the afternoon?
I drink all day, slowly, and I don't pass out, from Budweiser, to shots, to my mixture, and I can drink until around 3 am.
-Both walk up to the bar, and Link sits down on a stool, walks behind the bar and opens the cooler and cracks open a Budweiser and hands it to Link as he begins to drink it.-
Link:What's with the banner, I thought you and Michelle were't married.
Hell, we aren't, I just like to see how many people will actually ask me if I am, so far I'm up to 3 people.
-Link shakes his head and drinks more of the Budweiser-
Link: So you basically run this bar, when Lindsay's not around?
Whenever she's gone, I'm incharge to keep it inline, though half the time it's me firing off arrows and freezing people and keeping them inline.
Link: Don't use the Light Arrows, we only have a limited amount of those, your mother will destroy us both, the Ice and Fire arrows we can keep making though.
I only used 1 Light Arrow, I still have 19, and I have been making more Fire and Ice arrows, every night I carve more, and sometimes I just make regular arrows for target practice.
Link:Well good, as long as you know.
-2 hours pass and both are doing 5 shots each-
Link:How do you do it John, drink all day, I'm nearly falling off the stooool!?
Just do it alot, I was doing it a WHOLE lot, before I got with that girl, so I mean yeahhhhhhhh!
-Pours more shots as they keep drinking them-