* Waves a white flag from around the door*
Seriously ladies and gentlemen *hands in the air* i apologies for my mindless act of vandaliam as i told you before it was a complete error, my strike was aimed at another pub because i was ripped off there. And to say i am sorry id like to buy all of you patrons a drink and offer to repay for my damage. I just wanted to rip off my pub so i could claim the insurance unfourtsnelty my hired help did not no where it was.